Total Drama : Battle of the Cartoons Intro : all aboard the Nightmare express : Adult Swim Intros

Chris said with a smile “anyways thats all the new oc Campers however like I mentioned before it's not called Total Drama Battle of the Cartoons for nothing we've invited other Cartoon shows to compete with Total Drama all old and new for £ 250000,000 grand prize who are the other Victims i mean contestants that we suckerd into comeing to this ship you maybe asking ? “ Justin answers and said “um atchley Chris no we don’t “ Chris sounded a little bit confused “ Scuse me ? “ Justin explained “there was a list of all the contestants names in the ship so we know who is going to compete like ……..” suddnley out of nowhere the contestants were surrounded by a giant dome as the camra zoomed into Chris who pulled the leaver and  said “shosh no spoilers for the audence “ most contestnts where shocked and angry that they were stuck in a dome People like Coughtny,Gwen, Heather and her cusion Misty where complaning while Owen was so scared he started to run of couse this was a sound proof dome as Chris said “don’t worry that domes only there to prevent spoilers so the audence watching at home don’t know what's coming speeking of whats comeing its time to introduce the first of the 37 is a show set in a little town called Springfeld about a family of five counting the baby the Farther works at the Nuclear power Plant,the Mothers a house wife,the son is a brat and the doughters a tree hugger “ as a small yellow ship as the door opend Chris said “ its the competitors from The Simpsons “

as Chris said the names one at a time “Homer “

Homer went out of the ship and put his hands in the air and shouted his famius “Whoo Hoo look at me ma im on TV “

Chris then added “Bart “

as Bart came in with his skateboard banning Homers leg and said “Kalabonga “ as he hit Homers Leg Homer said crossed “why you little !!!!!” Lisa came out and said “same old Bart “

as Chris added “Lisa “

Lisa then said “oh wait im on oh why did i forget to brush my hair ? “

Chris added “Marge “

Marge then came as she was holding Maggie as she said “ Oh so now where on Wave to the camra Maggie “ as Maggie give a cute giggle while waving her hand

Chris added “Abe”

Abe was somehow sleep walking and drooling “ZZZZZZZZZ”

Chris added “ Barney Gumble “

as Barney walked up and Burped “Burp !!!!!!”

Chris then added “All three memebrs of the Flanders “

Ned,Rod and Todd all walked up as Rod  said “ wow so this is the show that you said we shouldn't watch Daddy “ Todd added “ because  you said that God would not like this as well “ Ned chuckled and said "well thats not the hole truth Its just I didn't know what to think about this Chris Fella "

Chris then added “Ralph Wiggum “

Ralph had maches in his mouth and said “My Mouth taste like Burning “

Chris agan added “Nelson Mutts “

Nelson said making fun of Ralph “Ha ha your mouths on fire “

"Apu "

Apu walked out saying "Ay when you have eight children your going to need that amount of Money also Remeber to check out the Kickemart"

"Krusty "

Krusty then ran out and said "hay Hay Kids "

"Skinner "

"Now,Now thats Princebal Skinner to you " Skinner said as he walked out

"Mr Burns and his helper Willium Smithers "

as both of men walked up MR Burns then said "Yes, Only the rich deserve that amount of money....By the way Smithers have you brought the Hounds incase something goes how you say Unexcpeted ? " Smothers reveles "there on the way in a Hellicopter Sir " Mr Burns then put his hands togever and said "Exscellent "

Chris finally finished “ and finally Millhouse “

Millhouse then came out and asked confused “wait Mr Meclane why did you call me out last ? “

Chris answers “ because someone has to be last and personally i don’t like you “ Millhouse then looked down saying “oh “ Nelson then added insult to Injury  and said “Ha Ha the host doesn't like you “  as that happened Grandpa finally woke up and said “what……….. who…….. wait ……... why……. where am i ? “  Bart said “you're on a show called Total Dra…..Blah doesn't matter i can’t wait to win that pile of stinking cash and play a few pranks along the way ha ha ha “ Lisa added “get real Bart you can’t win a Realighty show even if its to save your shorts “ Bart said waving his hand’s away “really Lis let me guess you think your going to win get real your goody too shoes attitude well only get you to far “ Lisa then shouted “Chris can i please not be in a Team with my Dewenklent Brother “ Chris shrugged his shoulders and said “sorry im not making the teams this season its determinant by a Challenge “ Homer said “what the no one said there be Challenges ? “ Chris said annoied by Homers stupiety “ uh yeah Total Drama is a Realighty show “ Homer said “Reality show i thought it was a eating show “ Chris asked “Dude what Part of “Total “ “Drama “ Indicates a Eating ? “ Homer said “I think i read it propretly “ Marge then corrected Homer “Um no Homie you didn’t you held the shows pamphlet upside down “ Homer said “what DOH “ Chis smiled and said “cool first Doh of the Season by the way your Father's getting away “ as Chris pointed to Grandpa who was screaming for the ship to come back “wait come back i don’t want to be on a Realighty show its like the time i was in Total Drama something come back already !!!!!” Chris then said with a cheesy grin “whoops sorry old man looks like the Ship has onther ideas “ Abe then grabs Chris and saidf “Then you can get me out of this stupied thing “ Chris tested “Yeah i could but i wont…...got to watch the raitings man “ Homer then walked up and said “get a Grep Dad  your competeing in this show like the rest of us becouse there is no way im letting you anywhere near the House ever since last wedinsday “

Granpa appougised “well serves you right for leaveing me along with those Blasted Firework finney me bobs “ Homer said “it was the fourth of Juley dad me the family wanted to go to a crouse this is like the replacement for it and of couse i wanted to win this show to finaly get out of the Dump job called the Nocaler power plant “ Bart then remendied Homer”UH Homer you know old man  Burns could see you here “ Mr Burns then looked at him crossly "what was that you said about the Power Plant ? "Homer then said “ what …..oh i ment Dump as in uh lovley like a Box of Dohnuts “ Marge hummed and said “at this rate we might need the money to live on if Homer loses his job “ Mr Burns then looked at Smithers and said "Smithers who is this Idiotc Namkampup " as Homer then looked crossed at his boss yet again not remebering his name shouted "HOMER SIMPSON !" Chris said with a smile “i know Good TV “ Marge then asked Chris “anyways Mr Meclane iv got a qurestion ? “ Chris said “Yes what is it Marge “ Marge asked courreus “ while the challenges are takeing place where well i put Maggie ? “ Chris shugged it off and said “That Pff no Problem you just give her to Chef and ……..” Marge then shugged in fear “Huuuuuuu No there is no way im letting that man take care of my little Angel “ Chris said desiponted “uh fine then she can just stay in your room when the challenges are happaning better “ Marge walked away from him and said “Better “ as Chris added “alright thats one show now if you eleven wouldent mind get into the sound prove dome so we could get the other saps in here “ as they where going to the dome Homer knowtest something when looking at Harold,Cody and Camaren and looked crossed “Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” Lisa who knew what it was said “Dad no youve gotten over that ……….” however Lisa could not hold the Rage of Homer who shouted at the top of his voice “NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!” as the Simpson Charicters then went into the Dome as Chris said “wow dude like’s Nerds just as much as i do ok the next show is about a Pizza delivory Boy who gets send to the year 3000 where he meets a one eyed Mutant,a Robot who is Obssesed with Drinking,Smokeing and swareing,his great Nevue,a Lobster Allian,a woman from Mars and finaly a man who is obsessed with stamping” as a small ship that ressibled the Planet Express ship came as Chris said “its Futurama !!!!!!”

Chris first intreaduce “ Fry “

Fry walked out and took a snith of the fresh air and said “oh yeah got to love being somewhat back in my own time “

Chris then  intraduced “ The One Eyed Freek Lela “

Lela walked out with a blaster and aimed it at Chris while saying “what did you just call me ? “

Chris appougised putting his hands up worred “wow that was only just a Joke i was kidding ok im sorry “

Lela then added “Ok i beleve you but if you make fun of my eye again then ill turn you into swetch chease “

Chris took a sighn of releve and said “Phew now that would of been one messed up look anyways next is Bender Bending Rodregass “

as Bender ran out he had two bears in one hand and one smoke in the other he then said “B…..e…...n…...d…….e…….r……...Bender “ as he drank the bear and took a smoke

Chris smiled and said “falthmouthed as always anyways next up is Prefecer Fonsworth “

as the Prefecer walked out asleep like Grandpa simpson was “ZZZZZZZZ”

Chris added “Zoidberg “

as Zoidberg was doing a Krab walk he made a noise “wowowowowowwowopwopwopwop “

Chris added to that “Hermes “

Hermes walked out and said “its time to get on stamping “

Chris added “Amy “

Amy smiled and said “finaly on this show wow so thats what Chris looks like “ she then looked dissiponted “he looks shorter in real life “

Chris said alittle crossed by Amys remark “ ill just icnor that remark now then next contestnt is Kif “

as Kif went out he said to Amy “ i know Amy but was it really a good idea to be in this show weve seen the danger in it “

"Dwight Conrad and Cubert Fonsworth "

both Kids ran out as Dwight said " There's no way that anyone can beat one of team Awsome Exspress " Cubert said just as confedent " ha, yes thats correct noone can beat anybody else who is this Awsome "

Chris finaly added “and finaly the man who is almost as Handsom and brave as your’s trueley Captain Zap Braniken “

Lela had a face palm and said dissiponted “Oh Lord his in this “ Zap then came out with a grin and said “Yes i am and not only that i plan to win Kif when we get to my room give me my victory shower “ Kif then looked like he was about to be sick as Chris said “alright you future guys get into the dome and wait until the other contestnts arive “ Bender then walked up to Chris and Threetend “ hay you don’t tell me what to do or ealse you want to be bend “ Chris said with a smile “uh yeah about that you can’t becouse you sighned the Paipers that said in the fine prent “any Violince that would thretten the Host well result in AMMIDENT elimanation and AMMIDENT Arest “ so in other words you’ll lose and also get sent to Jail not a good idea now is it “ Bender said board “Oh Jail’s not bad but loseing the 250 millian dollers thats just crimanal alright ill go in the stupied Dome “ Chris smiled as the Futureama gang went into the Dome as Chris said with a smile “bunch of freeks hu anyways thats nothing to the freeks down in alittle towen where four boys constantly sware and shit like its nothing thats right the next contestnts are Solth Park “as a brown ship pulled over as Chris said “The First contesnt is Kyle …..” as he’s name was called Kyle however didn’t come out as Chris asked again “ KYLE !!!!!” however he still didn’t come out as Chris asked “what the heck is takeing him so long ? “ suddnley there was a voice that said “ MOVE OUT THE WAY FAT ASS “ “NO WAY YOU FUCKING JEW “ as Chris saw that the reason why Kyle was not comeing out was becouse he was stuck in the door way with Cartmen they where both trying to scresse past as Kyle said “Move it i was called first dumbass “ Cartmen said “But im better than you asshole “ Stan from behid the two said “Guys can you make a descion already we really don’t want to be behind Cartmen “ Kyle appougised “ im sorry Stan Cartmen just made us stuck “ Cartmen said crossed “what hay this is no pinknek for me ever i really need to do a crap “ as behind Cartmen an other Voices said togever in harmany “ NO !!!!” as Chris got board of this he said “Chef are you going to do something about this ? “ Chef said board “fine “ as Kyle heard that he said “wait Chefs alive ? “ Chris answers “No not your Chef our Chef now Chef get those Boys out of the ship where on a sedgaral “ Chef had two gaint pliers and sticked them to each corner the boys where stuck in as Chef quited “ i don’t get payed enougth for this “ as he used the Pliers to pull the boys out ………..unforchenly it also send all of them flying as Cartmen who mengiond earler that he was going to crap did on Chef who was cofferd in it he said “Yuck this reeks “ as the Boys landed on the ground face first Chris said “well that was a scresing exprenince non aless welcome Solth Park Charicters Stan,Kyle,Kenny,Cartmen,Butters,Wendy,Timmy,Jimmy ,Clyde,Tweek,Token,Randy Marsh,Ike Broflovski, Mr. Garrison,Mr. Mackey and Towlie welcome to the show what do you think of this ship “ as they all looked around Stan said “this ship sucks dude “ Chris alittle sapprised said “Oh is that so “ he then had a smile “Then you can just acsept being on this ship becouse there’s no getting off unless you can swim “ Stan said simpley “its ok sure the ship sucks but not 250 Million Dollers thats sweet “ Cartmen smiled eviley “yes and it well soon be mine everyone here might as well give up and you give me the munny now “ Kyle then said “no way Cartmen your Fat ass can’t win anything not even the Pailed Child olimpics “ he then said to Timmy and Jimmy “No offence guys “ Jimmy tryed to say “No P….P…...P…..Problem Kyle “ Timmy just said happley “TIMMY !!!!!” Cartmen said annoied “well if im not going to win this then theres absalutely no way your going to “ Kyle said “yeah and whys that Cartmen “ Cartmen said desrespectful like “Becouse you have the three J Jersey,Jenger and Jew anyone with that combanation well never win “ Kyle said crossed back at Cartmen “Stop makeing fun of my heratege you Fat obsese selfish asshole “ suddnley out of nowhere a Rocket  came from out of nowhere and hit Kenny who screemed “ahhhhhhhhhhh” as the others saw this Kyle said “Kenny “ as Kenny was in the sky he shouted at the rocket blew up Killing him Chris asked confused “Ok who fired that rocket “ as the solth Park Contestnts looked in the dome they saw Izzy with a small smile as she mimed “whoops sorry “ Stan and Kyle then said one of there most Famius lines

“Oh My God she killed Kenny”

“You Bitch “

Chris said “ok so i guess tecnatcly Kenny is the first one to be elimanated “[not true everyone knows about Kenny’s power he well come back in the Game latter ] “as of right now your Kids need to get inside of the Dome becouse i can tell the next Cartoon you guys have a history with “ the Kids of Solth Park[and Towlie ] went inside of the dome as Chris said “alright to go next show is about a Family who live in Quhag Road island, the Farther is an idiot,the Mother was ritch but give it up,the Son is a Idiot as well,the Doughters always picked on by her own family,the Baby’s an evil Genyus ...oh yeah didn’t i mengion they have a talking dog ladys and Gentilmen please let me welcome Family Guy “ as in the Dome Kyle looked esited however Cartmen you could tell that he was mimiceking “what no i fucking hate Family Guy “ as the ship moved in Chris said “and now intreaduceing the competers first ……..”

Chris said “Peter “

Peter then came out to Birds the word and started to dance and sing “bababb bird bird bird is the word, bird bird bird brid bird bird is the word, dont you know about the word now Peters gonna tell you about the Bird,bird bird bird is the word bird bird bird bird is the word “

Chris added “Loris “

Loris walked out and said “oh is the camra on im not wareing to much make up am i ?”

Chris added “ Stewie “

Stewie walked out and said “My My so this is the Total Drama show iv been hearing so much about well time to win this game don’t you think “

Chris added “Brain “

Brain walked out and said “ still not sure if i should be here i could die off again but then again if it was like that Chrismas Specel i shouldent be keept in the house ever “

Chris added “the same dude who has the sweet Chris name Chris Griffin “

Chris then jumped onto Chris while shouting “NAME BUDDYS !!!!!”

Chris M pushed Chris G off and said “dude what are you doing ? “ Chris G said “im sorry Mr Meclane but becouse we got the same name that makes us Name Buddys “ Meg then suddnley appard and said “way to make a bad first impreshion Chris “ Chris G said trying to come up with a counter argument “ yeah well ………...MY MUM “ Chris M then added “its Meg “ Meg asked “ why are you intraduceing us one at a time wouldent it be better if we all got togever from the …….” suddnly Chris M pushed Meg and Chris G into the Dome while saying “its Quagmire !!!!!”

Quagmire then like woody wood pecker looking at all the hot woman on the island “gigiegieati goo lets have sex “ all the woman then mimed “Ehuuuuu” as Joe weald out and said” Quaigmire where freinds and all but if you attempt to make out with these Fellow contestents with out there papmishion then i would have to arriset you for charges of Rape” Quagmire looked down sadley and said “Gigati “

Chris added “and that was Joe everybody now heres Clevlend “

Clevlend walked out and asked “hay if my show the Clevlend show was still on the air  would my family be in this as well “

Chris finsihed “and finaly one of the cooler minner charicters in Family guy shore she was minner but she made the dog known as Brain go hot for her ever since they broke up its Julian “ Brain then looked shocked “ Julian ?” as Julain walked out she had a smile and said to Chris “ hie ok you look so Famiyer can’t put my finger on it ? “ Chris said “im Chris Meclane “ Julain still looked confused as Chris said “the Host of the Show ? “ Julain walked away saying “sorry im still not getting it “ Chris said to the home fuewers “wow somebody whose a bigger dumb blode than Lindsey never thought we seen the day anyways time to move on to ………..” “Hay look Loris its my old Buddy Homer “ Chris heard Peter say looking at the Dome wall at Homer and him where glad they where both in the contest as Loris said “wow i never expscted to see them here and there’s also so many new faces “ Peter said “yeah they all look like freeks to me exspechely this kid whose pulling his hair out “ that kid was Cartmen who was indeed pulling his hair becouse he was getting torcherd with the presents of Family guy as Peter said “ shesh whats up with this kid “ as Chris reveled “oh thats just Earic Cartmen he really doecent like your show by the way “ Peter then looked like he was going to punch Cartmen throught the grass and started saying “ Why you son of a Bi…….” as Chris cought him off by saying “welcome civlens from Road island now its time for you to join the other contestents in the sound prove dome “ as Chef  who had wased the shit off of him then pushed every member of Family guy who was not in the dome into it while Stewie being Griffin shouted “Blas i shall have my revenge you over over staroided Kitchen Lady “

Chris was lathing “ha ha ha Over Staroid Kitchen Lady ha ha ha thats a good one anyways next up weve got a show set with the Farther being a CIA Agent,a other house wife,a Son whose a Geek, a woman whose a tree hugger and finaly there keeping a Alean a secret its time for some American Dad “ as a ship with the USA Flag collures on as the door’s opened

Chris shouted “now introducing the competitors from American Dad  Stan Smith “ suddnely a famius song started to play in the background as Stan came out sinnging

“Good morning USA,

I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day,

The sun in the sky has a smile on his face,

And he's shining a salute to the American race,

Oh boy it's swell to say, Good morning USA!

Choir: Good morning USA!!”

Chris asked “wow what was all that about and how did you get that Choir ? “ Stan answers “what this always happens when i enter it makes me fell like a bigger man ”

Francene appears out of nowhere and said “ yeah its a Habit “

Chris added “Francene next its Steve “

Steve arrived looking at the dome and sprayed his mouth “time to make my move on the ladies “ as all the woman who where descusted by Steve’s action

Chris added “not to shabby there Steve Master anyways heres his sister Haley and her husbend Jeff “ as Haley and Jeff walked out Haley was complaning alittle bit “why are we on this show, it goes agenst nature “ Jeff added to that “I don’t know atlest its not as crazy as that one realighty show i was on when there was this weard looking guys trying to take my brain out “ That moment shocked Shawn who mimed “Brains …….Zombie !!!!!” as Haley corrected her husbend “No Jeff that was Aleans “ as Jeff rubbed his head and said “oh yeah that explains these weird felings in my head “

Chris finished by saying “and finally the American Dad Favorite Mascot Roger “ as Roger struggled out he asked sarcastically  “hie nice to be here wheres the boos “ Chris asked with a sarcastic with a smile to top  “the what ? “ as Roger asked again “ you know the Boos,Bear,Champagne, Du Vin any Alcohol at all well do “ Chris said with a sarcastic smile “oh that well we don’t have any “ suddenly Rogers eyes went all tired that you could see the red vains in his eyes as he asked “what ? “ as Chris said “ Dude there is no boo’s of any kind here got to protect ourselves from the Straight edge police ya dig “ Roger was starting to cry holding his hands on his eyes “nooo so your telling me i have to go weeks without taking some Boos ? “ Chris said “a Week no dude try Mouths “ Roger then hit his breaking point and shouted “NO!!!!!” he then grabbed a grenade highning from Stan’s belt as he was about to through it Roger said “I DONT WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE “ as Stan shouted “ROGER NO !!!!!” as everyone including Chris looked worried as scared that the alien would fire as Chris said “Wow dude dont do it ………” however Roger did fire the Grenade however the Grenade did not destroy anything it just expelled allot of smoke as the smoke was starting to clear Chris asked “wow i atchley thought that was the end what happened ? “ Stan explaned “Yes the fine art of the Smoke Grenade a Grenade that creates a smoke storm all around the arena it would of suited for things like spy’s and Ninja’s sneak attacks “ Francene asked “then why where you so upset when Roger was about to fire the Granade ? “ Stan explained “ becouse that was the last one do you know how much smoke we needed to make those things we might need the prize Money to create the others “ Chris said getting annoyed with the fact that the Grenade made him scared incase he was going to die “alright now that we got this out of the way get in the Dome already “ as Chef then pushed the group as Roger again compleand “But i can’t survive without Boos “ as they where pushed into the building Chris said “dude really cares to much for his alcohol anyways thats all the Adult Swim Charicters now lets get moving on to the Disney side lets start off with............